“ If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one. ”
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"